Thursday Next>>Lifeboat

Title: Lifeboat
Fandoms: Thursday Next/28 days later.
Summary: after the Rage virus has broken out into a full-scale pandemic, a few survivors find shelter in an airship that is to become a new Noah’s Ark… that is, if the survivors don’t eliminate one another or if the Goliath doesn’t get them.
Disclaimer: Thursday Next is the property of J. Fforde, and the Rage virus concept belongs, I think, to Danny Boyle. Both fandoms are Britain’s 100%.
Rating: soft vanilla except for the Infected-related themes; within that, character deaths are inevitable.
Pairing: solidly Thursday/Landen.
TN timeframe: “The Eyre Affair” and “First Among Sequels”.
Word count: 23,000.

Thursday Next>>Dialogus Interruptus

Title Dialogus Interruptus.
Pairing: canonically Acheron/Felix0
Rating: NC-17 for dirty talk in phone sex.
After, I think, seven stories it’d seem it’s high time the actual pr0n took place. Alas, no such luck: the two refuse to sacrifice their big manly friendship for a brief romp under the blanket. Well, life’s made of substitutes.

Thursday Next>>Consolatrix

Title: Consolatrix.
Fandom: Thursday Next: First among sequels.
Pairing: Thursday0/Thursday5
Warning: femmslash. I’m not too expert with that, mind you.
Rating: NC-17.

Thursday Next>>Sneezing in the gardens of Academia

Title: Sneezing in the gardens of Academia.
Pairing: Acheron/Felix, if you really look for it.
Rating: G

Thursday Next>>1500 Orgasms per Hour

Title: 1500 orgasms per hour, or Do you wanna go faster, baby?
Pairing: the canon evil OTP. Dr. Mueller, unhappily single, and Phlegethon, single too, but rather happily. Or so it would seem.
Rating: R
A/N: the plot is based on the actual research conducted in the 1950s by R. G. Heath, an American psychiatrist. It must be said that, while controversial from the POV of established morality, his theory worked.

Thursday Next>> Little hardcore collector of human curiosities

Title: Little hardcore collector of human curiosities.
Fandom: Thursday Next
Pairing: the CEO John Henry Goliath V/ the Most Wanted list, Jack Schitt meddling in the background and doing all the dirty work.
Rating: R for the oblique reference to torture devices.

Thursday Next>>The Rags of Time

Title: The rags of time
Fandom: Thursday Next
Pairing: Colonel Next/Lavoisier.
Summary: it’s never told in the books what actually happened to the one who was Next’s partner for seven centuries.
Warning: character death, albeit relativistically.
Disclaimer: Jasper Fforde owns the characters. i don’t.

Thursday Next>>Up in the World

Title: Up in the world.
Fandom: Thursday Next
Pairing: the Canon Evil OTP, Hades/Felix
Warning: fluff.
Disclaimer: Norman Wisdom owns the title

Thursday Next>>Fake

Title: Fake
Fandom: Thursday Next
Pairing: Felix3/Hades
Rating: R
Warning: hmm… mentions of bdsm? Me? Never! Try general stupidity instead.

Thursday Next>>Bards and Censors

Bards and Censors
Fandom: Thursday Next
Pairing: Daphne Farquitt/Hades. Hah, cheating, of course, but somebody’s going to be had, and be had ruthlessly.
Rating: G
Credits go to G. Byron, M. Twain and U. le Guin, who provided the original inspiration by the choice of their own and others’ words.
Disclaimer: the original personas owned and exploited by J. Fforde.